Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-liners for the Fun-loving Pet Parent
“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.” Roger Caras
Animal Human Connection. We love our pets and our pets love us. Whether we have a dog, cat, rabbit, horse, frog, turtle or gold fish they are our best friends. They love us unconditionally and understand us when no one else in the world will.
Sure our pets make us happy. And when people are happy they laugh. They really love to laugh at clean, corny and funny jokes about their favorite animal.
So, whether you are sharing these jokes with an audience at the Rotary Club, your grandkids in the car, or just with your pet–read away. Laugh, groan or roll your eyes but enjoy and share the “Animal Jokes, Riddles & One-liners” found here.
Be sure to share your favorite pet story with us at www.ILovePetStories.com We can’t wait to hear what a wonderful friend your pet is.[/two_third_last]
Here are a few jokes to start you giggling….
Q. Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
A. Because if they had four doors they would have to be called a chicken sedan!
Q. Why is your Cocker Spaniel staring at me like that?
A. Might be cause you are eating out of his dish!
Q. If there are two flies in a Montana kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy?
A. It is the one on the range.
Q. Can you name four members of the cat family?
A. Sure, Mama cat, Daddy cat and their two kittens.
Q. Why are clouds like people riding horses?
A. Because they hold the reins.
I know, I know. You probably have a hundred animal jokes to share. So share them! Animals are an instant friendship magnet and connector of other humans and animals. Dog people like to share with dog people and horse people love to swap stories with other horse owners.
You can always send them to us at www.ILovePetStories.com and we will share in the blog or in a later book. We will give you credit and even give your pet or animal creative credit if you would like.
People who like pets are pleasant to be around. Thanks for hanging around with us for a bit and sharing a chuckle or two.
P.S. We really appreciate reviews. It is easy for us writer types to create and publish, but difficult to market and ask for reviews. So, I am going out of my comfort zone since I am in such a happy mood and ask if you will take a few minutes and write a review for this or any of my books you are lucky enough to read. Blessings.
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